I love some Beth Hart, but I loves me some Stevie Nicks. Oh, black widow. oh, pale shadow. she's a dragon. gold dust woman. oh, pale of a woman. oh, black widow. yeah. oh, pale shadow. she's a dragon. gold. dust. woman. oh, running in the shadows, oh, running in the shadows.


Damn, I loves me some Stevie Nicks. How can I not loves me some Stevie Nicks.

I still laugh about the time in training class for the job I work now, we were taking a tour of the parking lot, which means we were leaving early and the trainer, with a small head and big lips, as well as missing teeth. well anyway, the first tour of the parking lot, he was taking us around the pond and walking trials and someone said something like this, "I can't be walking this much, I got me some asthma." The something like this part may be questionable, but I'll never forget, unless I get me some alzheimers, when she said, "I got me some asthma." It makes me laugh on the inside and the outside. it's like the obese's excuse not to walk. I'm not saying asthma isn't real, but i am saying, no one working in the same department as I should be saying, "I got me some asthma."

I'm washing the curtains in my bedroom...again...the cats lay on them in the widow seal, cat bed, a lot and they had mucho cat hairio on them. i'm not mexican, but i play one on tv. i'll say this and maybe only one other person in the world will get it. "tease like it. tease like it is." The clue for the rest of you is he's a 41 year old orphan. Could I make that into a movie? Maybe. Let's think about it, the 41 year old orphan, life of a person who said, "tease like it. tease like it is."

i can hear my washer filling with water. i'm washing the cat hair right off of my curtains. i thought i was going to bed, but then i remembered i wanted to wash my curtains so here i am.

Actually, i'm going to wash them twice because i feel i've neglected washing the cat hair off of them. but i'm only going to add fabric softener once. so the first wash will be a wash a rinse, then i will wash again, but on the second rinse, I will add fabric softener. It's not like curtains should need fabric softener, but i like the smell it leaves behind for a day or two. that's right. i like the smell and i'm not ashamed to admit it.

finally, stevie again.

so i'm back. to the velvet . oh, underground. back to the floor that i love. to a room with some lace and paper flowers. back to the gypsy that i was. to the gypsy that i was. and it all comes down to you. you know that it does. lightening strikes. maybe once. maybe twice. you see your gypsy. oh, you see your gypsy. to the gpysy that remains. faces freedom with a little bit of fear. i have no fear. i have only love. and if i was a child. and the child was enough. enough for me to love. enought to loooovvee. she was just a wish. she was just a wish. and a memory is all that is left for you now. you see your gypsy. you see your bright eyes. ah ah ah and it all comes down to you. ligtening strikes. maybe once. maybe twice.

My favorite line in a movie is from Lake Placid. The movie sucked, but Betty White's character told someone, "If I had a dick. I'd tell you to suck it."

That made me laugh.

i just took a pee break and there's nothing that's ever going to change that.

By the way, I ate a roll of sugar cookie dough within 12 hours this week. I ate the first half at appoximaltely 10:45pm, August 30th, 2005 in the year of our Lord. I finished it off by 8am on August 21 2005, in the year of our Lord. actually, that is less than 12 hours.

damn, i'm getting fat. i just can't seem to figure out why.

good night